I had my very last art class of my high school career today... and my art teacher still has my favorite art piece... he took it home... and it never came back. The one titled "Fabric Practice". You know the one with the face. and i can actually say that cuz none of my pictures have faces except this one... and now im back down to none. why? why, karmic-being, why? why not some of my crappier work? why the only one i actually finished, face and all?

all i have to say is:

DAMMIT MR. VIENS!! D:<

I went through smoothie hell today. apparently whoever put the blender back together after it got washed put it together wrong so the bottom was out of order but of course its the very bottom with two parts out of order. could i see these parts out of order? no. of course not because it was the bottom! so without realizing this, i put all the stuff in the blender and started it up. a little started leaking out the bottom and i thought nothing much of it (old blender) and pushed down harder on the top adding pressure staunching the leak. when it was done becoming drinkable, i got a cup out and lifted the blender off the base. all the liquid just plopped out the bottom. i spent the next half hour cleaning it up. do you know how easy it is to absorb smoothie? it isnt! it sucked ass! so i used all my frozen mixed berries so i was stuck with just strawberries and raspberries, which, dont get me wrong, i love them both, but there are no blueberries or cranberries... and i used the last of the apple juice so i supplemented with orange juice... not bad, but not the same...

i hate dogs... almost as much as babies...

they cant do anything by themselves. the need you to feed them, they need you to play with them. GO PLAY WITH YOURSELVES! it does wonders when youre bored/horny. they cant even go to the bathroom by themselves.
and on the topic of dogs going to the bathroom:
my dog had like explosive diarrhea in the kitchen and now the whole house smells like shit.
im trying to fumagate the house with febreeze and open windows... all its doing is mixing shit and febreeze (and the shit is winning) and carrying it through the house ...

God, why do you hate me and my sensitive nose?

i fucking hate babies... even of the electronic variety. i have to take home this stupid baby for school over the weekend and this thing is going to be the end of me.
this thing screams... it doesnt whine... it screams

i was in Borders and people were either a.) giving me dirty looks or b.) avoiding eye contact at all costs (i swear to god, one guy walked into a door cuz i was in front of him)

bane of my existence...

Sooo... if anyone's glanced at any of my pictures, you've probably noticed that some of them arent finished... isnt ADD great? especially in combination with laziness and my difficulty with heads, hands, and feet.

sooo... if you see unfinished works, dont mind me. its just my ADD.